Having an interest in flags of the world and a vested hope of getting this blog up, running and read, I placed a ‘flag counter’ into the side bar of Fangirl Sings the Blues earlier in the year.
Sometimes, I get so excited about the visitors to this blog, I’ve been known to do a (private) happy dance.
Recently, something very funny happened. I used an analytical tool to discover what ‘keywords’ were bringing readers — and perhaps even book buyers — to Fangirl Sings the Blues. What I discovered from this list literally made me laugh. Out loud. And then my happy dance sagged into a ballet of the fried frump, my ego diminished to manageable levels, and I laughed again.
The majority of visitors had used the name “Rosie Jones” to access this blog @ rosiejones.net. That seemed reasonable, I thought. Perhaps they might have read some of the fiction and decided to visit my blog? The happy dance continued out on our front verandah. Then, I looked down the list and found that several visitors had stumbled across rosiejones.net by using the keywords “Rosie Jones boyfriend” and “Rosie Jones breasts”.
Hmm, I thought! Once they clicked onto the banner at Fangirl Sings the Blues, they’d realize there was no boyfriend here, and that the breasts of the older rockchicks — although saggy — were mostly heaved while belting out a rendition of ‘Goodness Gracious, great balls o’ fire … ‘
Then, when the keywords included “Rosie Jones bum” and “Rosie Jones other bits”, this little chicken flapping her wings in an old chook version of the happy dance, knew something was amiss. Added to the keywords, only 25% of clickees (visitors to the site) were spending enough time here to actually read what had been written.
When I discovered this Rosie Jones, all my questions were answered in one, buxom, luscious click of the mouse booty. This Rosie Jones is a ‘glamour model’, a little younger than me, with a different emphasis on her keywords and online advertising objectives. Oh well. I’d like to thank this Rosie Jones for shafting some clickages my way, ask her to keep up the excellent work, and invite her to share Fangirl Sings the Blues whenever she’d like to keep abreast of anything or write her most intimate thoughts.
As you were, Rosie Jones’s of the world.
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12 Responses to Rosie Jones, baby!
I’m sitting here eating my microwave lean cuisine dinner, with full sugar coke on the side, giggling away at this. Don’t worry about her young buxon body, giving you hits. When she starts to sag, wear full briefs and is utterly unclickable, then you might be the one bring her the hits. It’s a partnership!
It *is* a partnership, Sarah! You are right! So I will enjoy RJ, the buxom one, hitting on me (as it were), while one day, I may hit on her.
Flag counters, of course.
Thanks for pointing this out to me, lady *g*
ohnoes! LOL *pats you*
And she’s still taking those first few spots on google search too, the bitch (OH but this blog shows up on the first page of results now when searching for ‘Rosie Jones’ at google, W00T! See?! And you did that WITHOUT having to pose in uncomfy undahwerz all over the net. Or out of them lol Good for you, bb! *g*)
LOL. Oh, the blog made the big (booty) time, bb! At least it’s showing up on the first page. I just feel sorry for the peeps clicking on to a Rosie Jones site expecting to see the out of wares Rosie, only to find the frumped-up glamour-puss model-1967 Rosie.
Still, serves them right for surfing for keywords like ‘rosie jones vagina’
Love! I kid you not! *dies laughing*
Hah, I’ve never told you this, but I once googled you, and the first pages that popped up on the search page were about that naughty Rosie Jones. And there’s another Rosie Jones who writes novles, bur she goes by the name Rosemary. She writes fantasy/sci-fi novels, I think.
This Rosie Jones is a ‘glamour model’, a little younger than me
*giggles* :p
Have a good weekend, Rosie-Jones-who-does-not-strike-the-pose-without-any-clothes-on.
Aha. I may be the Rosie-Jones-wot-doesn’t-strike-a-pose (great rhyming, btw, maureen) but I *do* know that I look pretty darn glam in my thermals, if anyone clicks here and wants to see them *g*
Yeah, Rosie Joneses? We’re a dime a dozen (or as common as a whore on the harbour, as some say down here) but it’s all about the partnership that Sarah suggested *points up*
Maybe Rosie Jones of the Glamour Pose may help me sell books and I may help her sell her wares. We are partners. LOL
Have a nice weekend, too Maureen *waves*
Hehehehehe!!!
Come on luv, show us ya tits! That will teach you for being in the Summer Nats parade!
Ahem, that previous comment sounds a little crude, and totally out of character for a classy lady like me!
YOU ARE ROOD, NO DENYING IT. Sure, you’re all class and la-de-dah with the clients, but the real you is defined by your Summer Nats comment.
If only.
Love to you and your others.
Rosie Jones bum? Oh, Rosie. This made me laugh far more than it should have. I’m sorry. But please know, you’re the only glamour girl for me.
*pinches your arse*
*enjoys it immensely*
Do you know the RJ of the glamour variety? I think she’s a Brit, but jeez, it’s all about her non-writing skillz, really.
don’t be sorry for LOLing, you dag. It’s ridiculous, really. And, one of the keyword phrases was ‘rosie jones vagina’. I KID YOU NOT.
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